The Farang Standard Weekly Horoscopes

Jun 16, 2025

Aries

You’re one poorly timed opinion away from a group chat mutiny. This week, weaponize your charm—not your hot takes.

You’re clinging to routine like it’s a flotation device. Newsflash: the boat’s gone, and you’re swimming in lukewarm denial.

You're juggling twelve ideas, four identities, and a minor scandal. This week, drop something. Preferably not your phone.

You keep offering people gratitude when they need boundaries. This week, serve detachment. Cold.

You’re auditioning for applause in rooms that are clearly corridors. Take the hint. Or setup the stage somewhere else.

You're project-managing your own existential crisis. Impressive, but unnecessary. Let chaos do its job for once.

You’ve turned indecision into performance art. This week, pick a side—even if it’s just which socks to wear to the co-working space.

You’re building trust like it’s a haunted house—creaky, dark, and full of emotional jump scares. Sleep with the lights on this week.

You're once again planning an escape route from a situation you created. This week, own it—or at least gaslight with flair and a memorable outfit

You’re on your fourth hustle and second breakdown. Take a break before your ambition starts unionizing against you.

You're half a conspiracy theory away from being insufferable. This week, read an actual book — listening to one on Airpods doesn’t count.

You're dreaming up futures where you’re finally understood. Try texting back in this reality first.