The Farang Standard Weekly Horoscopes

May 19, 2025

Aries

You’re vibrating at the frequency of a microwave left running. Channel that chaos into something productive before you fry your last friendship.

You’ve mistaken stability for stagnation again. This week, flirt with discomfort—just not at 7-Eleven.

You're switching opinions mid-sentence and mid-relationship. Try sticking to a truth for longer than a BTS ride.

You're soaking up everyone else's vibes like a Grab bike driver in rainy season. Time to wring yourself out.

You’re the main character, but the supporting cast is planning a mutiny. Maybe stop narrating your life at dinner.

You’re reorganizing your soul like a filing cabinet. Meanwhile, your emotions are setting small fires in the break room.

You’re weighing every option except escape. This week, choose recklessness—it might finally shut your inner diplomat up.

You’ve been brooding so hard the neighbors are scared to walk past your door. Crack a window. Let a feeling out. Maybe even a yelp.

You’re mistaking momentum for direction. Just because you're moving doesn't mean you’re wearing the right shoes. Try Crocs.

You’re climbing a mountain made entirely of your own expectations. I hope you packed snacks, and a therapist.

You’re starting a cult of one (again). This time, try letting someone else hold the tambourine.

You’re dreaming in five dimensions but living in a studio apartment. I can’t help you. You’re going to have a bad week.